25 Nov
10 Commandments of Smartphone Usage
- Thou shalt always pay thine data plan.
- Thou shalt never take a photo/video while in a bathroom.
- Thou shalt only have one smartphone.
- Thou shalt never Twitter about thine bowel movements.
- Thou shalt always set all functions to vibrate while in class or a meeting.
- Thou shalt reply to emails immediately, unless further research is required.
- Thou shalt only covet thy neighbour’s smartphone if it will be used to post to their Facebook.
- Thou shalt not kill thine smartphone, unless it requires a battery pull.
- Thou shalt not part with thine smartphone unless thine contract is up for renewal.
- Thou shalt keep all ringtones tasteful.
-radoon